I've played this so many times that I think I've discovered another way to break the game! When the police catch you at the sewer, if you have under one million in wealth the game still gives you the option to spend one million to bribe the cops to set the barista free. This leads to you ending up with negative wealth and lots of amusing text when the cops set your bail at - 935,000 or something close to that. Will there be an update which adds another option to address this?
You Are Jeff Bezos
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This game was fucking awesome. Absolutely loved it. Pleeeeaase make an Elon Musk sequel!
I really enjoyed this game, it puts a lot of points that I often try to make about wealth into perspective -- like just how much the world could be improved if the upper class did literally anything. It's delivered in a kind of offhand style that keeps it just lighthearted enough to (hopefully) help educate players on how the current economic system is flawed. I feel kinda silly writing a serious review for a twine game about Jeff Bezos but. such is life.
Hey ! Once I get into Elon Musk's car and talk to him during 9 minutes, shouldn't I get back at least 500.000$ ? Actually, I should have had this additional money every 9 minutes I spent in Jeff Bezos' life !
What did I just play
i dont get it
Sequel please? if you aren't too busy spending all the money!
Hello Jeff Bezos, i am french, i eon't know if you will this message but i Hope. I have idea for the wildlife, buy a hectares in all the earth, and make sur that you make them unsuitable, and the hectares stay wild and the animals on this hectares will can continued live ans live porotected.
"Any leftover funds are put toward dismantling ICE"
Oh yeah, because enforcing legal immigration is so horrible, who needs to make sure people follow the law.
Honestly this game is just someone making fun of the right wing and disguising it as a "game"
I'm sorry, was it not politically correct enough for you
Yeah, how could they say something so politically incorrect, don't they know it's illegal to speak their opinions
Sir, how could you denigrate ICE, the make-work organization for dudes whose necks were too thick to fit into a police officer's uniform?
Wow actually never heard of the word denigrate till now. Still not sure what on earth this post means
r u dumb
No I'm just not sure what you're talking about in the previous post
How is it that most people immigrate illegally per logistics, and what is their crime rate compared to citizens, and what do they asymmetrically contribute to taxes?
Are you aware the differences between the DHS and ICE, their separate founding dates and impacts? Also, do you think stealing children and deporting their parents is ethical or humane?
I'm not attacking, I'm asking questions to foster intellectual honesty, so please answer as such.
Actually, Trump has been the one trying to fix that (children being separated), but nobody wants to admit that he's doing something good even by their standards. Also, ICE is a part of DHS, so I'm not sure what you're really trying to get at
Not really sure what you're saying in the first sentence either, but technically all illegal immigrants commit crimes, so their crime rate is 100%, if that's what you're talking about.
You suck at facts
I know, I know, "The liberal media!!!!!!" Cuz why think when you can shout nonsense
Ok first of all, I'm not wrong about criminal illegal immigrants. They're criminals because they ILLEGALLY entered the country. Meaning they broke the law. Making them criminals. Also, you directed me to a post about immigrants in general.
Wow what a take, "this class of people are illegal because we've arbitrarily decided to make it that way even though up until the 90's it wasn't actually a crime."
If we don't factor in that semantic bullshit, immigrants are far less likely to commit crimes (because, y'know, they have a lot more to lose for even minor offenses no one cares about). If they weren't being persecuted, they might do things like join unions and demand higher wages. The persecution of immigrants is kind of why pay sucks for some jobs, because businesses can exploit those workers and threaten to turn them in if they complain.
It's almost as if companies who are paying undocumented immigrants below minimum wage are manufacturing a situation to make the lives of their workers hell so that they can keep their wages low. It's almost as though your own life, personally, would be improved if we didn't spend an absurd amount of resources putting migrants into labor camps and instead reformed our immigration policy so that these people could legally exist in the US and have a path to citizenship.
Of course, you better not have smoked any fucking pot or broken any laws yourself if you're going to be calling people criminals for trying to work for a living.
And for the other article, I guess I was wrong, that's it. I heard somewhere Trump was fixing that problem (which I think Obama put into place, again, not sure since I don't keep up with politics enough) But I do think Trumps right that illegal immigrant families can use children to sort of cheat the system. I think there was another way to do that but I forget. Personally I just think we should send the whole family back where they came from, with this new law in place it'll be the immigrant's fault for crossing illegally. They knew the risks and decided to take them
nothing gets past you, huh
How much money has Jeff Bezos earned while I sat playing this game?
The Citizen Kane of videogames. Better yet, the Mario Kart 64 of cinematographic arts
true ending first run.
i.. am speechless..
Good game, reminder to rise up comrades
It's true, having five money is four evil
this is accurate actually
I love this! Here's an excellent companion piece courtesy of the Onion: https://www.theonion.com/you-are-all-inside-amazon-s-second-headquarters-jeff-18...
This is super super excellent, I put $10 towards you amassing a fortune as enormous as Jeff Bezos's, however I would also like to reserve the rights to make a videogame where people have to spend all your money
This is a truly amazing, inspring project. I don't think I've ever felt closer to being able to comprehend the impossible amounts of wealth of these monstorous people.
A new favourite game of mine.
Where's the start a socialist revolution option?
Being rich isn't bad.
yes it is
it is almost not possible to become rich through ethical means and hoarding wealth instead of using it to help people who need it is morally indefensible
Morality is subjective, no?
hey, congrats on taking a philosophy 101 class! consider this: the subjective nature of morality does not make moral judgments invalid
A nobel peace prize is worth 1.5 million dollars. Though I'm sure they had to do some shady stuff to get it, am I right fellow socialists!
This guy knows whats up
People often defend the rich because they want to believe they themselves will be rich someday. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but,
better than all of my twines rolled into one :D
Absolutly amazing. Make this into an app and make it free on the Amazon App store.
And continue the story! Let's make billionaires extinct!
it's an addictive game!
the options for what to spend money on are big gay, it would be a lot cooler if you could buy some kind of gun and / or an island and also a boat now that would be a good game
You may have missed the point.
I like the way this guy thinks
Fuck yeah a boat
this is so good
This was beautiful. I love it.
Fantastic. Play this right now.
I love this. I got the neutral ending with Elon.
my only and largest criticism with this game is that i cannot buy the assassins out so that they will also kill me, jeff bezos, at the end of the game, ending my, jeff bezos', reign of terror
this is such a good game!! fun, clever, and super satisfying...wish it was more than just a fantasy lmao!!