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Love this, not even American but love this lol, 10/10 ;)

Played thru multiple times, true end made me chuckle, good work!!

First Twine game I ever played, and I love it! Especially the humor and the accuracy.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. great game. a second season of nozaki-kun is truly what we all want. and pay the animators!!

literal masterpiece of a game, I would love to see a sequel for elon

Honestly, the best game I've ever played in my life

awesome game! 10/10 This is amazing.

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You NEED to make a sequel iavhxodvxouwdvcwycvd

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This is  absolutely brilliant. Kinda depressing tho seeing how much could be fixed if one man woke up and decided to be more generous. Or we could actually tax him idk  

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It's delusional to think that billionaire giving away money will solve anything. If Bezo decides to "end homelessness" tomorrow, the demand for houses and cost would grow exponentially and he will run out of money before half of the homeless people get a house. Since demands for houses rise, working middle classes will no longer be able to afford homes.

Idea is bad on paper, and even worse in real life. Just like communism 

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Good taste in anime

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I'm Jeff BAY ZO?

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A nice Twitter mind imagination of how economy works. Only if there is no inflation and supply/demand, the world would be like a video game where money can solve any problems. 

My favorite part must be when you can magically spawn 100,000 teachers to hire for 4 years. Where did they came from? How trained are they? Who pays for their wage after 4 years? What happens to their wage when there's a demand for 100,000 teachers? No need to care because in this magical world, rich people giving away money will solve everything

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Pepsi man I have succesfully destroyed the american economy and destroyed evil dollar. I am now in jail for my transgretions, remeber me.

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This was just really depressing. Funny, but damn. Loved the comedy horror tags, very fitting.

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White rich man bad. Capitalism bad. Me angry. 

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Elon musk

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Got all six endings.  Amazing and funni game!  :)

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This game is good and the 2 endings were cool

and umm......I'd like to be Elon Musk sooo yeah NICE GAME!!!!

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wowie zowie people are angry in this comment section ;-;

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Uhg... I thought this game was going to be a fun "go at". But its not. Yes, he's rich. But he didn't start out that way. The leader of the BLM movement has used the money she's earned from ignorant supporters, to buy multiple, EXPENCIVE  homes, OUTSIDE of ghetto areas. She got her money and said "Eff you" to the black community. Money corrupts us all, and you can't make or expect others to share. The creator of this game would sell out if someone came knocking with a big check. Even if it was good ole Jeffe himself. Money makes the world go round. We all need it. Your game isn't making anyone want or need it less. Jeff Bezos isn't going to play your game and feel bad. The only people that will see your game, are normies like me. Poor people like me. Jeff will STILL be rich. You could make an informative game without being a twat. 

Now I've wasted my time playing this awful game, and complaining about it.
Amazon product, Amazon review.
CONSPIRACY! JEFF BEZOS IS BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING!



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Its supposed to be a funny game, chill tf out

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Jeff's secret acc confirmed? lol

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If you get this upset over the game, clearly it works.

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Damn bro, I hope she sees this!!

elon musk.

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cute little game, enjoyed using the wealth to actually do good things rather than just sitting on the money (even if it was only a game). sorry about all the angry libertarians in the comments.

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Imagine being angry at someone because they're richer than you lmao. Nice greed and envy you've got there.

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imagine sucking off the richest man in the world over an itch.io comment section.

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Imagine writing entire paragraphs in a itch.io comment section. Lmfao. 

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at least im not a bootlicker

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true ending on 1st try lmaoao

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i got it by doing whatever i found funny, i enjoyed that run very much

Eyyy True Ending on my first try!  Fun little game, you got my follow!

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That's Mr. Bezos to you. 

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"Because you are white and wealthy, the law works differently for you." this is the most realistic game ive ever played in my life

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I'm a little apprehensive about the pitch: "... than any single human being should ever have?" When last I checked, there is no formal ceiling to monetary acquisition, nor is there any sensible rationale for introducing such a ceiling, nor even can one justifiably allege that, were sensible rationale enacted for the Greater Good, that we could make predictions about what such a ceiling would look like by which to measure the results of our Noble Enterprise. I did not wish to discuss the Game offhand as being simplistic or demoralizing, since I know that Our Medium enables us to simulate experiences which most people never have, and the function of most simulations is to create sympathy rather than to satirize, for which a simulation would be entirely unnecessary. As such, judging by the pitch alone, I must say that I'm not quite "sold" on the premise. It feels very symptomatic of this vague contempt and self-entitlement that people have about Wealth, which is honestly pretty old more than 200 years after Hegel. I would love to better understand how people live when they are either more fortunate or more successful than I am, because it enables me to experience their joy as my own, thereby feeling that I am part of a Greater Whole which is embodied in that Role Model. While the chosen subject has of course been criticized for avaricious policies, his business is responsible for sustaining both my physical and mental health, and I will always remember Amazon.com, primarily, as an unassuming Online Bookstore, for which I'm sure we can all agree that the niche demanded to be filled. I want to honour that legacy; perhaps that is why I would sooner read the numerous books I've had purchased online than to play your Game. [Shrugs.]

Rinzai.

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The way I see it, you're a really good troll or a really big idiot and whichever it is the scale is kind of impressive but in the worst way. This comment feels like that moment when I first heard about the big Tour de France pile up, and I didn't yet know whether the perpetrator has done it on purpose to make a statement or was just that thoughtless...but either way the sheer magnitude of the fuck up would've been praise worthy if it wasn't painful and embarrassing to even look at.

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THE SPECIFICITY YET ACCURACY OF THE FACT THAT I WOULD FUND ANOTHER SEASON OF MONTHLY GIRLS NOZAKI-KUN IS SOMETHING I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR

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got true end on my first playthrough

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idk why this was put under horror

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because you're jeffery bezos.

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Because youre in a HORR-able game

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please try harder

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AMAZING GAME  LOVE IT!!

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10/10 IGN

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I am Elon Musk lets gooo

the true ending be a whole new world!!!!

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Highly effective little game showing just how ridiculous the wealth of the hyper-rich is. Nice job.

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i am jeff bezos

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i am also, jeff bezos

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I want to be able to do weird shit

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This game was so funny when you understand how much you can do with money of people like Jeff Bezos. LOL 

i wished i had the option to dump all of it into memes and shitposts

one thing to say XD

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