For those of you who are looking for the secret endings of this game:
* They all branch out from reaching $0 early. * The endings become unachievable if you earn any additional money. This includes using the toilet at the start of the game and talking to your niece/nephew. * The endings also become unavailable if you end up paying for the college tuitions of the three baristas. * You need to buy exactly 1 specific option from the first menu of items. * You need to buy three specific items on the next page, one of which is Twitter (which appears after you've bought the other two). * If you bought the right combination of items in the first and second menus, your available balance should precisely equal the cost of one of the third menu's items. Choosing it will start the beginning of the secret paths.
Hopefully, this will help those who are looking for the secret endings to find them without taking away all of the challenge, but also without the need to whip up a Python script to solve this particular instance of the knapsack problem (... like I did (*coughcough*) ).
This is absolutely brilliant. Kinda depressing tho seeing how much could be fixed if one man woke up and decided to be more generous. Or we could actually tax him idk
It's delusional to think that billionaire giving away money will solve anything. If Bezo decides to "end homelessness" tomorrow, the demand for houses and cost would grow exponentially and he will run out of money before half of the homeless people get a house. Since demands for houses rise, working middle classes will no longer be able to afford homes.
Idea is bad on paper, and even worse in real life. Just like communism
Communism is a great base idea on paper. It just requires an incorruptable leadership and willing participants. Those are extremely hard to get, so it hasn't worked out very well in the past. The basic idea of communism is great, though.
A nice Twitter mind imagination of how economy works. Only if there is no inflation and supply/demand, the world would be like a video game where money can solve any problems.
My favorite part must be when you can magically spawn 100,000 teachers to hire for 4 years. Where did they came from? How trained are they? Who pays for their wage after 4 years? What happens to their wage when there's a demand for 100,000 teachers? No need to care because in this magical world, rich people giving away money will solve everything
Uhg... I thought this game was going to be a fun "go at". But its not. Yes, he's rich. But he didn't start out that way. The leader of the BLM movement has used the money she's earned from ignorant supporters, to buy multiple, EXPENCIVE homes, OUTSIDE of ghetto areas. She got her money and said "Eff you" to the black community. Money corrupts us all, and you can't make or expect others to share. The creator of this game would sell out if someone came knocking with a big check. Even if it was good ole Jeffe himself. Money makes the world go round. We all need it. Your game isn't making anyone want or need it less. Jeff Bezos isn't going to play your game and feel bad. The only people that will see your game, are normies like me. Poor people like me. Jeff will STILL be rich. You could make an informative game without being a twat.
Now I've wasted my time playing this awful game, and complaining about it. Amazon product, Amazon review. CONSPIRACY! JEFF BEZOS IS BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING!
Hello, unfortunately the game doesn’t launch on my two browsers (still the problem may be on my machine). The error is: “no valid storage adapter found”.
cute little game, enjoyed using the wealth to actually do good things rather than just sitting on the money (even if it was only a game). sorry about all the angry libertarians in the comments.
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y'all need to read scientific v.s utopian socialism
edit: and settlers.
I FINALLY GOT THE SECRET ENDINGS MWAHAH
hoooooow
true end first try!
same lol
Same
I GOT THE TRUE END SKFSDHFDSKJ
how do you get the secret endings?
Oh my god that true ending is funny as hell
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
the concerned greetings card from the gates sENT ME-
Funny :)
LMFAO the game praise XD
"'Your recent submission [...] failed during our review process due to a content policy violation.' -Amazon Appstore"
I love this game it is vary well made
This is a great game I love it a lot
For those of you who are looking for the secret endings of this game:
* They all branch out from reaching $0 early.
* The endings become unachievable if you earn any additional money. This includes using the toilet at the start of the game and talking to your niece/nephew.
* The endings also become unavailable if you end up paying for the college tuitions of the three baristas.
* You need to buy exactly 1 specific option from the first menu of items.
* You need to buy three specific items on the next page, one of which is Twitter (which appears after you've bought the other two).
* If you bought the right combination of items in the first and second menus, your available balance should precisely equal the cost of one of the third menu's items. Choosing it will start the beginning of the secret paths.
Hopefully, this will help those who are looking for the secret endings to find them without taking away all of the challenge, but also without the need to whip up a Python script to solve this particular instance of the knapsack problem (... like I did (*coughcough*) ).
Great game, too many salty libertarians in the comments though.
As oppose to hardcore authoritarians which are either nazi or socialist larpers?
Love this, not even American but love this lol, 10/10 ;)
Played thru multiple times, true end made me chuckle, good work!!
First Twine game I ever played, and I love it! Especially the humor and the accuracy.
BAHAHAHAHAHA. great game. a second season of nozaki-kun is truly what we all want. and pay the animators!!
literal masterpiece of a game, I would love to see a sequel for elon
Honestly, the best game I've ever played in my life
awesome game! 10/10 This is amazing.
You NEED to make a sequel iavhxodvxouwdvcwycvd
This is absolutely brilliant. Kinda depressing tho seeing how much could be fixed if one man woke up and decided to be more generous. Or we could actually tax him idk
It's delusional to think that billionaire giving away money will solve anything. If Bezo decides to "end homelessness" tomorrow, the demand for houses and cost would grow exponentially and he will run out of money before half of the homeless people get a house. Since demands for houses rise, working middle classes will no longer be able to afford homes.
Idea is bad on paper, and even worse in real life. Just like communism
Newsflash my guy, the shrinking "middle class" already can't afford homes
Are people living in CA actually surprised they can't afford homes after voting blue for decades?
It isn't just CA
I'm in Missouri, a Red State for a few Decades and you can *barely* afford a trailer with a well above average wage
So what's your point? Your personal story has nothing to do with the fact that CA median home price is 4 times higher than in MO.
Communism is a great base idea on paper. It just requires an incorruptable leadership and willing participants. Those are extremely hard to get, so it hasn't worked out very well in the past. The basic idea of communism is great, though.
Good taste in anime
I'm Jeff BAY ZO?
A nice Twitter mind imagination of how economy works. Only if there is no inflation and supply/demand, the world would be like a video game where money can solve any problems.
My favorite part must be when you can magically spawn 100,000 teachers to hire for 4 years. Where did they came from? How trained are they? Who pays for their wage after 4 years? What happens to their wage when there's a demand for 100,000 teachers? No need to care because in this magical world, rich people giving away money will solve everything
Bro it's a game calm down
Pepsi man I have succesfully destroyed the american economy and destroyed evil dollar. I am now in jail for my transgretions, remeber me.
This was just really depressing. Funny, but damn. Loved the comedy horror tags, very fitting.
White rich man bad. Capitalism bad. Me angry.
Elon musk
Got all six endings. Amazing and funni game! :)
This game is good and the 2 endings were cool
and umm......I'd like to be Elon Musk sooo yeah NICE GAME!!!!
wowie zowie people are angry in this comment section ;-;
Uhg... I thought this game was going to be a fun "go at". But its not. Yes, he's rich. But he didn't start out that way. The leader of the BLM movement has used the money she's earned from ignorant supporters, to buy multiple, EXPENCIVE homes, OUTSIDE of ghetto areas. She got her money and said "Eff you" to the black community. Money corrupts us all, and you can't make or expect others to share. The creator of this game would sell out if someone came knocking with a big check. Even if it was good ole Jeffe himself. Money makes the world go round. We all need it. Your game isn't making anyone want or need it less. Jeff Bezos isn't going to play your game and feel bad. The only people that will see your game, are normies like me. Poor people like me. Jeff will STILL be rich. You could make an informative game without being a twat.
Now I've wasted my time playing this awful game, and complaining about it.
Amazon product, Amazon review.
CONSPIRACY! JEFF BEZOS IS BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING!
Its supposed to be a funny game, chill tf out
Jeff's secret acc confirmed? lol
If you get this upset over the game, clearly it works.
elon musk.
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cute little game, enjoyed using the wealth to actually do good things rather than just sitting on the money (even if it was only a game). sorry about all the angry libertarians in the comments.
Imagine being angry at someone because they're richer than you lmao. Nice greed and envy you've got there.
imagine sucking off the richest man in the world over an itch.io comment section.
Imagine writing entire paragraphs in a itch.io comment section. Lmfao.
at least im not a bootlicker
true ending on 1st try lmaoao
i got it by doing whatever i found funny, i enjoyed that run very much